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What is your starsign?	Libra Sept 23 - Oct 23
What is your Primary Language?	Filth
What is your Secondary Language?	Bollocks
How would you describe your non-binary gender?	NA
If other, please specify:	Get a fucking grip. You're either Male or Female
What is your favourite colour?	Pussy Pink
Who is your favourite celebrity?	The King of Carnivore: Shawn Baker
What is your best feature?	Smile
What is your worst feature?	Feet
What three words best describe your personality?	Tenacious, Salubrious, Principled
What is your favourite food?	Pasture Raised Organic ruminants
What is your favourite drink?	Spunk
What is your favourite film?	Running on Fat & The Magic Pill
What is your favourite TV programme?	Fuck That Satanic Scrying Mirror Bull Shit
What are your favourite flowers?	Money Trees otherwise please dont; SO indiscreet!
What is your favourite perfume?	Tom Ford Vanille Tabac
What is your favourite gift?	Cash
What is your favourite holiday destination?	ANYWHERE really fucking SUNNY!
What is your ethnicity?	Caucasian (White)
What is the colour of your eyes?	Blue
What is the colour of your hair?	Brown
What length is your hair?	Long
How would you describe your body type?	Small
How tall are you?	5'0
How much do you weigh?	8st
What is your leg measurement?	27"
What is your shoe size?	4
What is your dress size?	10
What size is your chest?	32"
What is your waist measurement?	26"
What is your hips measurement?	34"
What is your bra cup-size?	C
How would you describe the size of your breasts?	Small
Are your breasts natural or enhanced?	Natural
How is your pubic hair fashioned?	Natural
Do you smoke?	Socially
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?	Neither
If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they	None
Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?	Why?
What times are you always available?	Week day Afternoons
Will you do overnight bookings?	No
List of Towns/Areas you will visit	London
How long are you prepared to travel for?	1hr
Nearest rail station?	South Kensington
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?	Morons bawling my working name across the street whilst I was out with family.
What sort of men turn you on?	Clean, polite, gentlemen who can follow basic instructions provided in the informative profile.
What sort of women turn you on?	The thoughtful females who alert me of clueless bitches copying my intellectual property.
What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?	See movies
What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)	Me? Outrageous? I'm just a little old lady catering to the predilections of a Profoundly damaged society working through their trauma in a sexual context.
Where would you most like to have sex?	Tartaria checking out all the antiquitech on a fist full of red pills.
What is your favourite sexual position?	Using males for money
What is your second favourite sexual position?	Using males for amusement
What is your biggest turn on?	Being paid to receive pleasure whilst dreaming about my next perfect rib eye steak dripping in pasture raised butter & fresh marrow
The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?	Brain
Describe the experience (when and where)	The Free Wank Fodder Department is closed
What is your favourite sexual fantasy?	A clean client reading the profile before making contact as requested including all the information, paying his deposit within minutes, turning up on time and fucking off without overstaying his welcome.
How often do you masturbate?	Demand and remuneration driven
What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?	Being the recipient of an expert oily massage
When is your libido at its highest?	During remuneration

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FAQs

Will you call me?

Neither by request or otherwise will I ever call you.

No Reply?

To avoid insulting your intelligence with a duplicate answer already provided, the information already provided will not be regurgitated upon request, especially if a hastily penned impersonal note is the best you can manage. Disregarding the ignorant who feel they are above such minutiae I have found is an efficient way at weeding out those adamantly refuse to review the information already provided for everyone's convenience. I am notoriously selective with whom I spend my time and so should you.

Domme or Sub?

I can provide Soft/Sensual/Gentle domination and in the right company, mild submissive play. Please ask for additional rates for the latter.

Do you REALLY do everything on your likes list?

The whole point of going into so much detail both LIKES & DISLIKES is to assure you of the veracity of my advertising. Those asking this have clearly failed to avail themselves of the prolific information provided and so are disregarded as a potential plaything.

How old are you REALLY?

Chronological age: 50 Biological age: 30 tested 2021. Feels about 60 some days, mind.

Can I send you a photo?

No. This isn’t Tinder. Get a grip.

Bookings 2hrs+

First meeting preference generally up to a couple of hours although it may be possible to extend once we have established compatibility.

DUOS

Whilst I can, do and have worked with similar high calibre individuals, they will need to be approached and booked separately.

FETISH

I cater for most fetishes and am well versed in some niche activities including but not limited to: Ball busting | Cock Bondage | Foot fetish | Role-play | Sensual domination | spitting | unwashed/sweaty | watersports

DEPOSIT

Required at time of booking regardless of your feedback status. Various options available; no credit cards or paypal. More of a payment in full, in advance really. Those special snowflakes that feel that the deposit applies to everyone but them will be sorely disappointed.

you avail today?

Possibly BUT IT WILL BE DOUBLE. Whilst I am potentially available every single day, escorting is a very occasional part time job around which my life does not revolve so if the bare minimum of previous day's notice for me to rearrange my entire schedule is not possible then the rate will be double.

Domination:

My domination style is akin to a playful, sensual kinky girlfriend with a penchant to using boys for sex and money. Lighthearted playful sessions with Me taking the lead well within our respective boundaries. Pain & humiliation/degradation (mild at that) is only available upon request. Extreme, shouty violent, noisy, extreme or misandrist, not so much.

Privacy, discretion & Protocol

If you are not able to follow basic booking information you will be regarded as a liability so it will not be possible to meet. Informative & finely tuned arrival procedures are necessary for our mutual discretion.

Tours

Schlepping to some far flung location to claw back the funds necessary to offset the stupidity of leaving my beautiful penthouse sat empty is the utter definition of insanity.

"I have a flat to rent"

Inevitably these brothels are grim AF which is presumably why they have taken to spamming their putrid little hovel.

RATES:

Attempting to acquire a lower rate to the one you are quoted is a form of haggling and will not be tolerated. Bitching about my long standing rates which have hovered in much the same place for the last couple of decades is obtuse & ineffective.

How many times can I cum?

You will have to reconcile your optimism with your physical capacity. Are you looking for an enjoyable, natural experience or a mechanical spunk extraction regime? You may wish to extend the booking at a pro rated fee, especially if you fail to despunk for the umpteenth time within the duration booked.

There is too much to read!

Maybe addressing your crippling ADD might be more pressing than researching which prostitute upon which to fritter your hard earned cash.

I DO NOT DO:

This list is not exhaustive and updated regularly (Jan 2022) Anal | bareback | deepthroat | dirty bum service | drugs | Evening Bookings | Face Fucking | fisting (receiving) | forced intox (any) | free advice | Gangbangs | Hagglers | hair pulling | hardsports | honeytrap | incest chat or RP | lift & carry | multiple bookings per day | 'party' | Paypal | anything remotely paedophilic including schoolgirl uniform | restraint (me) | service trade | scissoring | smoking | splosh | Squirting | sugaring | pain (receiving) | pain; giving without prior consent | telepathy | touring | Vomit/Roman showers I will not be engaging with those who are delusional to think these activities are open to negotiation. They most certainly are not. Go push someone else's boundaries.

What happens if our phone chat booking does not take place?

In accordance with AW rules put in place for your security and peace of mind, you will of course be refunded since no show took place. You can disregard any small print in any profile contradicting this official stand and AW will have your back when you initiate a refund which should be processed in a timely manner. You can book with confidence in line with AW strict T&C's which are on the side of the service seeker in this respect.

MMF

For my own peace of mind/sanity/security MMF bookings are only available to previous, clients one of whom I have met previously.

FILMING

Will be anonymous and included in any service; enquire at time of booking. Content filmed on my camera and you will receive watermarked content after upload which will not be instantaneous. See my movies section for previous real time punter sessions. You may wear a mask and I can also edit for anonymity in post production. All intellectual property rights reserved. Model release forms included in VIP service.

Outfits

• LINGERIE: Basque, suspenders, bra sets, panties sets, thong sets • LEATHER: Dress, Bra • Mini skirt • trousers • long gloves • booty shorts • LATEX: stockings, opera gloves, dress, thong, gauntlets • PVC: skirt, thong, short gloves, gauntlets, corset, halter bra top. • SPANDEX: Hood, Seamed Stockings • BOOTS: Ankle, knee, thigh length • STOCKINGS & SUSPENDERS: Fully Fashioned, Seamed, sheer, fishnet, red, white, black, flesh • holdups • SATIN: full back & french panties, negligee, gloves • GLOVES (satin): Black • Red • Silver • PANTIES (full back): white, black, red + others • THONGS & G STRINGS: white, black, red + others • UNIFORMS: Secretary/teacher/business woman • French Maid • authentic Air Hostess uniform misappropriated from previous employment I have most things, so if you have something in mind, and can't see it in the PRIVATE GALLERY by all means bring it along with you (size: Small • UK 8 • US Zero)

I'm a VIRGIN/TEENAGER/REALLY FUCKING OLD/INEXPERIENCED/MARRIED/RELATIONSHIP/FIRST TIMER/MODEL/DISABLED/can't cum, Brad Pitt/phototrapher, [insert similar inconsequential detail such as ethnicity or religion here] etc - is that a problem?

I entertain all the delicious variations of respectful clean individuals regardless of age, gender, creed, colour, size (no its not too big; yes I've had bigger), shape or level of chronological advancement or even the lack thereof. Appearance is of absolutely zero relevance or even interest. The clients who pass my screening are respectful, clean and punctual. None of whom have thrust a photo into my inbox.

Is this you? (photos/phone)

My lovingly crafted profile has taken nearly 2 decades to get to where it is today: • 3 recent profile photos watermarked Exclusive to Adultwork, for security they only appear HERE • A brief FREE introduction movie showing ME in ACTION! • Over 8,000 private photos • over 40 FREE pictures in my FREE gallery You can also avail yourself of over SIX THOUSAND feedbacks on there from 10 years of existence in only THIS incarnation of my profile; I have actually been on adult work since it started well over 10 years ago and am one of the original members, The Adultwork Performer of the Year and Adultwork Model Search Winner. That’s just on here. I have been cavorting on t’interwebs since they were invented in 2000

TOYS • There is little I do not have. In the unlikely event it does not feature on this illustratory list please let me know

• Anal & Vaginal Dilators • Ball Gag: Solid & Breathe Through • Blind Folds • Bondage Straps • Butt Plugs: Small diamond, bunny tail • Dildoes: With & Without Harnesses • All shapes & sizes from "is it in yet" to "fuck off away from me with that you psycho" • Enema kit • Fucking Machine • Magic Wand • Nipple Clamps: Gentle, Clover Leaf • Percussive Implements: Paddle • Rubber Flogger • Restraints: Rope, cuffs, thigh bondage straps • Medical Play: Anal Dilator, Speculum, Gloves, Catheter Syringe • Strapon • wartenberg wheel • Wrist Restraints

Tech Specs:

All of this would be NOTHING without the new and improved dedicated CAM beast: 3rd Gen AMD Ryzen 9 which necessitates top notch counterparts to avoid literal meltdown including but not limited to: • Kraken Z73, stuffed into the MEG AMD X570 ACE, powered by the meaty Corsair RM850x. It would be rude not to include the Geforce RTX 3080Ti Gaming Trio to do this delicious combo the justice you, I and it deserves. • VIDEO CAMERA: Manually adjusted DSLR for the superlative viewing experience in 4K courtesy of my contemporary 50mm lens • LIGHTING: Several professional multi directional panels of manually adjusted diffusion for an optimal experience • INTERNET: Blisteringly fast, totally dedicated FIBRE OPTIC • The EDITING fiend: 4Ghz quad core i7 BOOSTED TO 4.2GHZ dripping in 32GB of 1867Mhz DDR3 SDRAM to support the AMD Radeon R9 M395X with 4GB video memory to complement the 5K retina 5120x2880 P3. • No shitty laptop with 99% CPU here, this superlative set up never needs to bother itself beyond 1% despite being simultaneously splattered over a multitude of sites. • AUDIO: none of this archaic inbuilt whoreshit; only an external professional standard microphone could possibly be utilised to enjoy my honeyed dulcet tones & sloppy wet slit in high sampling rate stereo, tweaked and optimised for a superior experience

Porn stars/wannabe male escort/filming/camming/'house slaves'/profile tweakage/diet/photos/movies/health/problems/give me some advice/information/your opinion?

Whatever YOUR role, MY time is ALWAYS chargeable. Dream the fuck on; this is a business not a charity. Genuine clients seeking the benefit of my illustrious career will contact me on DirectChat & DirectCam like good boys & girls.

The Numerous Copy & Paste Princesses: "I just LOVE your profile so just nicking this bit here"

Firstly, good luck with trying to keep up with my Profile OCD; I update mine on an embarrassingly frequent basis; add me to your hotlist and see what I mean! Those lacking in the intelligence, creativity & imagination required to create & maintain a profile of this calibre should copy at their peril & prepare for deletion. My personal answers are as distinctive as I. When my intellectual property is stolen the genuine answers I have provided will be incongruent with the rest of your evidently substandard profile.

Do you have a members' site not listed here?

Several. But there are various tatty looking sites out there using my notoriety which are FAKE and nothing to do with me whatsoever. I have never had any pay sites & any other sites that claim to be me, run by me or feature me are nothing to do with me. My fan sites are linked from the Twatter linked from my page here. By all means drop me a message to enquire if it’s me or not. Beware of cybersquatters attempting to cash in on my long established notoriety by ripping my stolen content onto their shitty sites.

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